Tuesday, July 10, 2007

series of my unfortunate events

OH FREAK!!!!
I HATE TODAY MAN! what kind of day is this.
blame it on my stupidity that i wanted to listen musics while shitting..
so all the heck i stood up and +ploop+
that was the sound of my phone,my slim phone, ended up in the pool of shit in the toilet bowl.
CURSED the ppl who invented squatting down toilet.
then,its painful to see my dear phone swimming in te pool of shit alone,so i use my bare hands to take it out! OMG. what was i doing??!!! my hands covered with shit! baka! then i washed it countless of times till i feel clean..(including my hands and phone)
now. im havin cramps again... shit.maybe im havin period like girls do... LOL... am i a girl then.=X
now myphone isquite smelly.. need to spray loads of perfume now.
and God,please hope that the phone is not beyond repair.
AMEN!