Sunday, August 30, 2009

sometimes i cry myself to sleep
so sick and tired of all these needless beatings

national disgrace: horrifying truth

"AND hospitalirity. personanality
something rad and lao'd, something you know, booms!
bigni and jeans and trot(four legged walking) down orchard road
i surf safari, zipbra.
not, you can wear laprad prints and with dark gweens."
WOW, LIONS IN AFRICA, PLEASE GET HER BEFORE SHE BECOMES A CONTESTANT FOR MISS UNIVERSE. even africans' gona laugh at singapore now

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Thursday, August 13, 2009

feeling blank.
i do.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZDKq6SyL10
LOLOLOLOLLL.

bommie is so funny<3

Monday, August 03, 2009

Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially
and reality"?

Dad : I will show you ,Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you
sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars? Wife: Yes of course! I
would never waste such an opportunity!

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1
million dollars? Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for 1 million dollars? Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I
could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son,
"potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in "reality" we
are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!