sometimes i cry myself to sleep
so sick and tired of all these needless beatings
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Monday, August 03, 2009
Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially
and reality"?
Dad : I will show you ,Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you
sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars? Wife: Yes of course! I
would never waste such an opportunity!
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1
million dollars? Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for 1 million dollars? Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I
could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!
So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son,
"potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in "reality" we
are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!
and reality"?
Dad : I will show you ,Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you
sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars? Wife: Yes of course! I
would never waste such an opportunity!
Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1
million dollars? Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!
So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom
Cruise for 1 million dollars? Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I
could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!
So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son,
"potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in "reality" we
are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay!
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