HOLIDAY

W0o0~. Holiday has officially started. end of torturing exams question.H00rays!
Campfire with my class was fun.our source of fuel were our lecture/tutorial/exercise notes.
Are you wondering why i didn't invite you? well, you might need it next semester. you'll never know. Haha!
(if you still dont understand, it means you're gonna repeat module again ;B )
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ok.. im already missing the times we spent together, studying and crapping around. i wished it wouldnt end so quickly, but it did.now its holiday. cant wait for school tuh reopen.
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CELLGROUP! our cell is a bunch of hilarous retards. (except me)
here's a fun video.

BUTT RACE-proudly invented by libiN*copyrighted
here are the rules.
-NO legs and hands are allowed to be touching the floor, except ure thighs and knees if u cant balance well.
-Elbow must be able to reach you're partner's shoulder before you can pass the baton.
-Reach the end line with your elbow to end the race.
-Play with integrity.
-Enjoy and dont hurt youself during the gameplay.


next, the forfeit- also proudly invented by libiN*copyrighted
the plastic bagged retard(alvan)-the making

that group of losers

i feel like crying, but MAN! i cant, just dont know why.so dont bother asking.
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anyway.
Well, i was the one who started calling around "losers"(honoured). haha. you should try it too. since im bent on not saying vulgar, identifying losers seemed naturally fun.

-when you call someone loser, it somehow increased your confidence level cause it makes you feel like a winner, knowing that people around you are all losers. But actually you're the biggest losers of all. But yet, this word "loser" has such a great attractive value init that makes you wanna say it so much.HA, spread the word around. it'll take over vulgarities and hopefully be a trend someday.all hail! libin ;/
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been studying alot lately. and thanks to bernard, charles, lin keong, reena, huishuen, and especially maureen for your patience in teaching me all the subjects.(cause i haven't been listening in class, so i gotta suck all kinds of infomation i could get hold of, about the half year modules in like 2days each.)

thanks. like seriously. maureen (see, i remembered spelling ya name), im so grateful knowing you, im so gonna do something nice for ya birthday present:D

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two modules down. tomorrow will be the 2nd last paper before my holiday mood explodes.

im so gonna miss my class during this holiday. we should meet up someday, and part'aye like a loser.

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being hopeful, to be with you eventually

Do you ever feel like dancing?

Study weeks and exam weeks.
Everyone is feeling the tension and pressure, to do well.
I NEED A MOMENT OF PEACE AND RELAXATION.
Lets listen to a song!!
Just listen to this song. the vibes~
and grooves~
made me moved my head like a natural indian :/
(this is not a racist comment)

smexy MAN SLAVE

MAN SLAVE FOR SALE: please call 1900-888-callme!
AHH!! i must be mad. yes. ME! i don't know what got to me today.
i did house work! tidied my ROOM!
woo. im sucha goodie mama-boy :B
who says guys cant do house work >;/ (NoO. i know what you're thinking: you think im gay right? im still a guy LARH :( *innocent look)
ah.any buyers to marry me off?only RICH daughters are allowed to auction me off as their husband-to-be :)
any LUCKY takers?
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ok. enough talk. show us the pictures! show us the pictures! show us the pictures!
*BANG the tables.
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ok. as you'll know. every job needs an overall to protect you, in case u get all dirtied while cleaning. here's mine :B

a fuller view
-> dont look at my smexy muscles. im shy already xD
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okok. here's my messy room PIG-STY!(half cleaned. dint get to take the original cause i dint thought of taking picutres earlie. you see, im not a camwhore:B)

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ok guys. let me teach you how to pack you're clothes. there's two ways i can think of:B
1st-just take them and stuff it into your wardrobe. *typical lazy people

2nd-just wear them. if you think folding ya clothes and putting them into the wardrobe are such a hassle
-> thats my boxers with dancing princess written all over it
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ok. seriously. if you're wondering. i DID fold my clothes nicely.all of the above are just lame stuffs i could think of to make you peeps laugh.(hope i did a great job)
now, here's the prove for my real skills. Awesome?

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ok. so after packing everthing up. we need to broom and mop the floor right?
this is what i USE to clean my room with (IM SO CUTE xD)

aha!. atlast im done cleaning my room! took me 4whole hours.its neat and tidy and everything sparkled.*ok. im exaggerating some parts :X but seriously its like the 1st time i've seen it. so..so.. space-cy..heehe.
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clean overview of my roomy
->this bed was with me since primary one. im gonna get a queen size bed soon. cause i kept rolling(ouchies) down the floor ,habit of tossing and turning,when im sleeping everyday.URGH.DAD! GIMME A NEW BED NOW! LIKE NOW! YOU STINGY. IMA GROWN MAN NOW:(

looks space-cy uh? I'm gona get a new chair too. this chair sucks. cant move around:( aint im such a poor thing? abuse by my dad for not buying new furnitures for me:(
ima kick his ass while he's sleeping ..teeheehee.that should teach him not to mess with zeh cute libin :B
->my all time faithfull waxo-gelo-fellows.
i love you guys.
thanks for being with me rain and shine :) literally.
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aha. so ya. thats'all folk for the room cleaning part. in conclusion, i really do 'enjoyed' cleaning up my room.hehe. you peeps should try too.

ques from readers: so why are you gonna have another spring cleaning on your room? ans to readers: well.. probably 100years later? if im still alive and kicking :B
signing off- with sores all aroung my smexy body after sucha a long day:( i need some massage. who wanna do the honour? :) i'll reward you with my hugs which people would die for, just to get it. :X

sucide attempt

Failure. we failed at suciding. is it because we treasure our lives too much?
or isit just because we're plainly being restless and craved for excitement which made us do extreme stuffs?
whatever the case. IT WAS COOL DUH.
after a long day in class, we were free!
Free at last!
From the claws of these horrigible-vegetable teachers that were out to make ours lives miserable.
Curse them!(im joking:B they're a wonderful bunch of peeps.)
soo, charles, rongcheng(goon Opps!), and I went to climb the building of SP, and sat on the roof (err. i think 3 storeys high buh), like we're some lunatics waiting for papa santa-clause to give us nice presents
(we have been very good this year:B )
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hi. papa santa, i've been good this year. can give me a classic motor-scooter for christmas?


santa papa! dont leave us. i want to see santa mama too :B preewty please?


GIMME my present or i'll jump right in front of you!

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aha. im super bored. thats why you get to see these pictures. same goes to my two lovable retards too.thanks for being there with me(like now, when we're about to make a jump for it)
News Flash: Thank you stranger for helping us take the pictures and send it to me and my friends! THANKS alot. SP peeps are indeed friendly and sociable:D
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gonna study right now.nanomat test tomorrow.
need loads of concentration. and determination to study:(
signing off~
take care readers!
(im having a PMS right now.dont irritate me today, or i'll bite)

the rules of Manhood

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear 'the rules'
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.


1. Men are NOT mind readers.

2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

3. Sunday sports - It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

4. Crying is blackmail.

5. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is
what your girlfriends are for.


8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


9. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or
angry, we meant the other one

11. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what
mauve is.

15. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

16. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to
hear.

18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
baseball or motor sports

20. You have enough clothes.

21. You have too many shoes.

22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

23. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Remember to pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.